Will Weighs In: What is the best breakfast to prepare for online school?


Will Thompson, Staff Writer

Thank you for submitting this question. The ideal breakfast to prepare for online school would be some fluffy waffles with a couple sunny-side-up eggs on the side, prepared with perfectly toasted, perfectly buttered slices of white bread. Along with that, fresh fruit and freshly squeezed orange juice, and if you want, some nice whipped coffee made to perfection. With that breakfast, you will absolutely be ready to sit down for your first class at 8:10 AM. 

Now you might be thinking: “But Will! How can I prepare all these things in the morning? I don’t have enough time!” Well, you’re not alone. If you are like me, you wake up at 8:07 with a growling stomach and only a few minutes to prepare for your first class of the day. If this describes you, please listen to my top threeminutes-or-less breakfasts for online school.  

Number one: bread. Bread is a great meal. It’s quick to grab and is full of nutrients you need to make it to lunch. And if you want to spice it up and get a little crazy, you can put things in between the bread. But be careful. You do not want to be late to class.  

Number two: Meat cereal. This meal is for big lifters, like myself, to get an adequate amount of protein in, right as you wake up. This dish is exactly what it sounds like. Grab any type of packaged meat from your fridge, put it in a bowl and pour whole milk on it. While this is very, very disgusting, you must eat it to get massive. The pain of regret is much more than the pain of sacrifice. So eat this bowl of milk and salami and you will have no regrets.